Twitter Weekly Updates from 2018-05-09 to 2018-05-15

Not sure what this says re: my family & our #health, but almost all of these _frequently_ present & a few among my… https://t.co/Gy8Bisgy3H 12:38:59, 2018-05-10

Twitter Weekly Updates from 2018-04-25 to 2018-05-01

RT @TheOnion: Bill Cosby Feeling Disoriented After Jury Slips Conviction Into His Verdict https://t.co/YtnUV0i9Ng https://t.co/9roho60uRm 22:05:50, 2018-04-27
😒💸 Accidentally left Maui Jims in that thing solely for storing glasses, thus obvious todo/spot to check when clean… https://t.co/1WCwthis1C 01:17:55, 2018-04-28
#LateNight purchasing decisions…
The question is not "should I get a marshmallow lollipop?", but really, "… https://t.co/tdVLvgtkUA 03:12:14, 2018-04-28
RT @TechCrunch: Giving up on ‘diversity and inclusion’ https://t.co/rR9PVPbdQM https://t.co/VRyjCn8snl 10:17:57, 2018-04-29
And so it begins…
@huntakillerinc #huntakiller https://t.co/7aQgTG8JwV 19:06:43, 2018-04-30
.@smashfactory! Look what I found while rummaging thru the hot mess that is my apartment right now… https://t.co/poanem12E2 14:59:28, 2018-05-01
Critics Respond to Classic Jokes Told By Male Comedians and Female Comedians https://t.co/5X4j9fAbB9 @mcsweeneys #WHCD 21:50:32, 2018-05-01

😂😂😂 OMG my stomach hurts #laughter
@JamesAcaster on @WILTY_TV, jump to 3:38 if you're in a hurry 😜

https://t.co/wQRxGazPti 23:33:23, 2018-04-23
😂 #RealTalk "I Just Realized That I Never Responded to Your Email and You Recently Gained the Ability to Help Advan… https://t.co/CEvfy6Ymbc 10:14:16, 2018-04-24

Catching up on some work. This is how Lucy fell asleep next to me…
Ridiculous. #Kitty #CutestPet https://t.co/FP1AcO4Obl 02:25:07, 2018-04-15

Had to eat all the cookies out of my new sewing kit before I could use it…
#RoyalDansk 🍪🍪🍪 A few days of tasty c… https://t.co/0MNSRJXs4R 04:42:26, 2018-04-08

Today I realized a perhaps disturbing percentage of my bathroom break schedule ends up being dictated by @circleci… https://t.co/xDjiQiIsAB 19:11:22, 2018-04-02

Amazeballs.
https://t.co/DNLQQILvE4 16:06:26, 2018-03-15
😏 Nice. It's like a little 🛎️ ding 🎊 right at the end there.
Concerned Nation Gently Encourages Boston To Take It… https://t.co/kJiuiA1bob 23:52:15, 2018-03-15
🎼 "Shake Shake Shake… Shake That Booty…" 🎶
Lucy's nearly doubled in weight since I got her ~2 months ago, but… https://t.co/dGn5gFrTCu 18:40:45, 2018-03-16
RT @JChengWSJ: Can S. Korea and Japan patch up a strawberry jam stirred up over an Olympic curling rivalry?
@AlastairGale
https://t.co/jJcM… 19:45:01, 2018-03-16
In Retrospect, the Theme for Chad’s 4th Birthday Party Should Not Have Been “#Stanford Prison Experiment”… https://t.co/qAmkRHQiw8 17:47:22, 2018-03-19
Damn, that was fast 💨 @comcast @XFINITY does not play when you cut back on your cable package…
⬇️Immediately, ov… https://t.co/eQ6DHRzQil 20:13:56, 2018-03-19

Thought I was getting Lucy a scratching post, but in the end, in the immortal words of @chrisrock, I've failed to "… https://t.co/keRQJcjblq 20:33:21, 2018-03-12

Oh, to vicariously enjoy someone squealing with glee at receiving their first MMS, especially with this as the atta… https://t.co/u1t9MCW2fP 19:16:23, 2018-02-28
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
⬆️ Sheesh, really? That just makes me feel ol… https://t.co/SxFw780lNI 19:19:59, 2018-02-28
Go Go @GlobalityInc: @algore Backed #AI Platform Aims To Make #Globalization More Equitable https://t.co/cc15f6Fmxf 11:57:49, 2018-03-02
Generations https://t.co/GTuRhCdYtV 16:54:35, 2018-03-03
LOVE IT. Excellent idea, practical and powerful.
Charity Honoring #PhilandoCastile Pays All Lunch Debts In St. Pa… https://t.co/SbnzEmgzYE 16:47:51, 2018-03-05