Twitter Weekly Updates from 2018-07-11 to 2018-07-17

#RealTalk re: every social, political, economic, HUMAN issue out there:
"When your end goal is a political one, yo… https://t.co/8L47JuIiOu 17:18:26, 2018-07-11
Sorry for Making Our Relationship Public by Tagging You in a Facebook Comment of a Cute Animal Video @mcsweeneys https://t.co/Rde63OcuOi 18:54:53, 2018-07-11
😂😂😂 OMG, #TooReal #TooFunny :
Terms and Conditions for Meeting My Korean Parents at Their Place for Dinner… https://t.co/OYZHc5pSl7 18:54:59, 2018-07-11
'I Am Calling Randomly To Say Hi': Eritreans, Ethiopians Phone Each Other Amid Thaw @NPR https://t.co/RJspSERCkm 17:53:57, 2018-07-12
Like Kylie Jenner, I was on a Forbes list. Here are the hidden privileges that made me a “success.” https://t.co/yso7aan80C 11:50:03, 2018-07-14
Brilliant:
Monologue: Patrick Bateman, American Millennial @mcsweeneys https://t.co/yYxzGJ9kWW 12:13:52, 2018-07-17

Twitter Weekly Updates from 2018-07-04 to 2018-07-10

(1/3) 🎞️ Bridge of Spies (2015): Attorney Richard Donovan to CIA agent asking him to break privilege re: 1957 clien… https://t.co/61lHawN2Lm 17:20:38, 2018-07-04
(2/3) 🎞️ from Bridge of Spies, cont'd:
… We call it the Constitution. We agree to the rules, and that’s what mak… https://t.co/U175VpIg2z in reply to sindyjlee 17:22:47, 2018-07-04
(3/3) Yeah, it's a movie quote, but based on real 1957 espionage case + real patriot Richard Donovan.
#Happy4thofJuly 🇺🇲🎆 in reply to sindyjlee 17:23:52, 2018-07-04
Very few things will get me out of bed at 6am on a weekend, but…
🌄 Every morning, Lucy lies down, nonchalantly p… https://t.co/yq4hJi8JtF 07:27:47, 2018-07-08
Know I shouldn't, but have given into Lucy's gnawing; never actually bites or comes even close to breaking skin, li… https://t.co/4KanwQJs5H 17:49:29, 2018-07-10

#RealTalk #Truth #MustRead:
List: 17 Real-Life #WouldYouRather I, A #Woman, Have Had To Ask Myself @mcsweeneys

I'd… https://t.co/z5FrGRIYIL 13:57:20, 2018-07-02
RT @biblioracle: Sarah Huckabee Sanders' announcement of the #trumpdoctrine explains a lot, I think. https://t.co/iMuPs1uLX5 17:40:03, 2018-07-02
RT @AskAKorean: Since we're talking about colleges. A friend and alumnus once observed that, because of a confluence of historical factors,… 17:40:36, 2018-07-02
RT @Mike_Eagle: imagine how racist you have to be to accidentally tweet something racist 17:41:17, 2018-07-02
Peek-a-boo! #kitty https://t.co/wMZPQPvi1Z 23:58:48, 2018-07-03

RT @AskAKorean: This is not a candidate for Worst Email of the Year, but the frequency of this type of emails does annoy me quite a bit. ht… 20:13:13, 2018-06-23
RT @dimejibabalola: Imagine being a white women selling cannbis calling the police on a black girl for selling water. Imagine the privilege… 20:15:16, 2018-06-23
RT @voxdotcom: Sarah Sanders is upset a restaurant wouldn’t serve her. She’s OK with it happening to gays. https://t.co/ZHINiOzkbw 20:16:06, 2018-06-23
Opinion @NPR: The Hypocrisy Of Eating At Mexican Restaurants
https://t.co/PUdCXpqE1t 20:18:32, 2018-06-23
RT @reappropriate: Today marks 36th anniversary of hate crime murder of Vincent Chin, whose killers got away with a mere fine of $3000. His… 20:21:15, 2018-06-23
RT @HoarseWisperer: Note: Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a personal account.
It is: @SarahHuckabee

She used the federal government’s account… 20:22:26, 2018-06-23
Report: Make It Stop @TheOnion https://t.co/S4TeaZ4Ngm 20:29:20, 2018-06-23
Sanders: "Her actions say far more about her than about me."
Yeah, that she will politely refuse you service based… https://t.co/1nrn91E2eO 20:47:45, 2018-06-23
How #Police Killings Lead To Poor #MentalHealth In The Black Community @NPR
https://t.co/2DpHDnf3p1 22:20:21, 2018-06-24

#pet #cat Owners: thoughts on using _preventative_ medicine re: worms/parasites? If you do/recommend it, preferred… https://t.co/k8Oy4v6DUy 17:14:15, 2018-06-14
RT @DiChavine: Tammye from #QueerEye2 is the Christian woman that a lot of people say they are on paper but aren’t in person. https://t.co/… 19:11:10, 2018-06-18
It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead @mcsweeneys https://t.co/XDflAsspTA 04:07:30, 2018-06-19
RT @JasonKander: Imagine being so powerful you could make one phone call and (BAM!) you’ve reunited thousands of scared, confused little ki… 12:06:22, 2018-06-19
I Believe Every Child is Precious, Except for the Ones We’re Locking Up in Cages @mcsweeneys https://t.co/7N20BwYxLt 13:17:38, 2018-06-19

Really @audible_com? A phone number? You expect me to call a person and literally talk on the actual phone?!… https://t.co/Kb0YgyCyQH 00:24:53, 2018-06-01
Given how much people seem to #Google any + every question/thought that comes into our heads, I also think of searc… https://t.co/Hf18wUZQiz 15:50:07, 2018-06-01
Like a never-ending conversation as we constantly put in (sometimes weird, sometimes _very_ weird) questions into t… https://t.co/uRdijyHLNz in reply to sindyjlee 15:58:34, 2018-06-01
"The data from #porn tells us that everybody is weird. Thus, nobody is weird."
The really weird (creepy) thing is:… https://t.co/5fU4y8Lq6q 16:06:05, 2018-06-01
🐾Lucy's litter box ritual quite spirited, tracks litter everywhere. Sometimes, in final fit of enthusiasm, launches… https://t.co/mV4RR8ar2H 14:07:29, 2018-06-02

😂 On being like Robin Hood:
"I'm not robbin' nobody, Bobby! I haven't used a bow and arrow in _years_ and when I… https://t.co/AqsRaOZKmr 17:32:11, 2018-05-23
Well, that'll learn me to not give into a sick desire to ironically buy the #WhiteHouse commemorative coin for the… https://t.co/2L82N3aEkB 11:43:23, 2018-05-24

Not sure what this says re: my family & our #health, but almost all of these _frequently_ present & a few among my… https://t.co/Gy8Bisgy3H 12:38:59, 2018-05-10

RT @TheOnion: Bill Cosby Feeling Disoriented After Jury Slips Conviction Into His Verdict https://t.co/YtnUV0i9Ng https://t.co/9roho60uRm 22:05:50, 2018-04-27
😒💸 Accidentally left Maui Jims in that thing solely for storing glasses, thus obvious todo/spot to check when clean… https://t.co/1WCwthis1C 01:17:55, 2018-04-28
#LateNight purchasing decisions…
The question is not "should I get a marshmallow lollipop?", but really, "… https://t.co/tdVLvgtkUA 03:12:14, 2018-04-28
RT @TechCrunch: Giving up on ‘diversity and inclusion’ https://t.co/rR9PVPbdQM https://t.co/VRyjCn8snl 10:17:57, 2018-04-29
And so it begins…
@huntakillerinc #huntakiller https://t.co/7aQgTG8JwV 19:06:43, 2018-04-30
.@smashfactory! Look what I found while rummaging thru the hot mess that is my apartment right now… https://t.co/poanem12E2 14:59:28, 2018-05-01
Critics Respond to Classic Jokes Told By Male Comedians and Female Comedians https://t.co/5X4j9fAbB9 @mcsweeneys #WHCD 21:50:32, 2018-05-01