Twitter Weekly Updates from 2018-06-13 to 2018-06-19

#pet #cat Owners: thoughts on using _preventative_ medicine re: worms/parasites? If you do/recommend it, preferred… https://t.co/k8Oy4v6DUy 17:14:15, 2018-06-14
RT @DiChavine: Tammye from #QueerEye2 is the Christian woman that a lot of people say they are on paper but aren’t in person. https://t.co/… 19:11:10, 2018-06-18
It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead @mcsweeneys https://t.co/XDflAsspTA 04:07:30, 2018-06-19
RT @JasonKander: Imagine being so powerful you could make one phone call and (BAM!) you’ve reunited thousands of scared, confused little ki… 12:06:22, 2018-06-19
I Believe Every Child is Precious, Except for the Ones We’re Locking Up in Cages @mcsweeneys https://t.co/7N20BwYxLt 13:17:38, 2018-06-19

Twitter Weekly Updates from 2018-06-06 to 2018-06-12

Really @audible_com? A phone number? You expect me to call a person and literally talk on the actual phone?!… https://t.co/Kb0YgyCyQH 00:24:53, 2018-06-01
Given how much people seem to #Google any + every question/thought that comes into our heads, I also think of searc… https://t.co/Hf18wUZQiz 15:50:07, 2018-06-01
Like a never-ending conversation as we constantly put in (sometimes weird, sometimes _very_ weird) questions into t… https://t.co/uRdijyHLNz in reply to sindyjlee 15:58:34, 2018-06-01
"The data from #porn tells us that everybody is weird. Thus, nobody is weird."
The really weird (creepy) thing is:… https://t.co/5fU4y8Lq6q 16:06:05, 2018-06-01
🐾Lucy's litter box ritual quite spirited, tracks litter everywhere. Sometimes, in final fit of enthusiasm, launches… https://t.co/mV4RR8ar2H 14:07:29, 2018-06-02

😂 On being like Robin Hood:
"I'm not robbin' nobody, Bobby! I haven't used a bow and arrow in _years_ and when I… https://t.co/AqsRaOZKmr 17:32:11, 2018-05-23
Well, that'll learn me to not give into a sick desire to ironically buy the #WhiteHouse commemorative coin for the… https://t.co/2L82N3aEkB 11:43:23, 2018-05-24

Not sure what this says re: my family & our #health, but almost all of these _frequently_ present & a few among my… https://t.co/Gy8Bisgy3H 12:38:59, 2018-05-10

RT @TheOnion: Bill Cosby Feeling Disoriented After Jury Slips Conviction Into His Verdict https://t.co/YtnUV0i9Ng https://t.co/9roho60uRm 22:05:50, 2018-04-27
😒💸 Accidentally left Maui Jims in that thing solely for storing glasses, thus obvious todo/spot to check when clean… https://t.co/1WCwthis1C 01:17:55, 2018-04-28
#LateNight purchasing decisions…
The question is not "should I get a marshmallow lollipop?", but really, "… https://t.co/tdVLvgtkUA 03:12:14, 2018-04-28
RT @TechCrunch: Giving up on ‘diversity and inclusion’ https://t.co/rR9PVPbdQM https://t.co/VRyjCn8snl 10:17:57, 2018-04-29
And so it begins…
@huntakillerinc #huntakiller https://t.co/7aQgTG8JwV 19:06:43, 2018-04-30
.@smashfactory! Look what I found while rummaging thru the hot mess that is my apartment right now… https://t.co/poanem12E2 14:59:28, 2018-05-01
Critics Respond to Classic Jokes Told By Male Comedians and Female Comedians https://t.co/5X4j9fAbB9 @mcsweeneys #WHCD 21:50:32, 2018-05-01

😂😂😂 OMG my stomach hurts #laughter
@JamesAcaster on @WILTY_TV, jump to 3:38 if you're in a hurry 😜

https://t.co/wQRxGazPti 23:33:23, 2018-04-23
😂 #RealTalk "I Just Realized That I Never Responded to Your Email and You Recently Gained the Ability to Help Advan… https://t.co/CEvfy6Ymbc 10:14:16, 2018-04-24

Catching up on some work. This is how Lucy fell asleep next to me…
Ridiculous. #Kitty #CutestPet https://t.co/FP1AcO4Obl 02:25:07, 2018-04-15

Had to eat all the cookies out of my new sewing kit before I could use it…
#RoyalDansk 🍪🍪🍪 A few days of tasty c… https://t.co/0MNSRJXs4R 04:42:26, 2018-04-08

Today I realized a perhaps disturbing percentage of my bathroom break schedule ends up being dictated by @circleci… https://t.co/xDjiQiIsAB 19:11:22, 2018-04-02