- Mistakenly drove thru suburban Halloween central; can't tell anymore whether an outfit is a costume, bad fashion choice, or just slutty. #
- Never got rumored @CoupaCafe discount for 1st online order; must try again RT @sindyjlee: 10/14 buttermilk pancakes http://flic.kr/p/8K4aoz #
- New record w/2518 messages yesterday RT @sindyjlee: (in ~1 hour) 286 new messages; yay for automated email alerts… #
- Don't know how to improve basic arithmetic skills when you're 50+, but some people really need to… #
- "Are you callin' me an animal, b*tch!?" "No, b*tch, she's using Descartes' philosophy to say she's down with the music." #