Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-01

  • Thinking of dying/tinting my hair purple again; any thoughts on more "colorful" brands– Manic Panic, Color Fiend, RAW, Special Effects? #
  • Wow, completely forgot one of my regular passwords just now like my subconscious decided I had been using it too long & forced me to reset. #
  • RT @TheOnion: People Who Produce American Culture Warning Nation Ahead Of Time Rest Of 2011 Going To Be Pretty Rough http://onion.com/fSUKrY #
  • Ugh, nosebleed– awesome way to start the week. #
  • RT @TheOnion: New 49ers GM Asks If Team Can Use Draft Picks For Something Other Than Football Players http://onion.com/h4SdAI #
  • RT @angryasianman: "Willing to take you to dinner, if you can give me a crash course on Chinese people." http://bit.ly/m3rpeq #
  • Like all light-skinned black people RT @evancombs: Barack Obama actually filled with sweet delicious caramel, according to Werthers. #
  • RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He's Not A Festering Pile Of Shit #
  • Yay, South Park season premiere! #
  • As usual, brilliant & timely satire of Apple, location tracking controversy + more RT @sindyjlee: Yay, South Park season premiere! #
  • RT @StephenAtHome: When Ice-T drinks a lemonade, I believe he becomes R-nold Palm-R. #
  • Working late, but have I now inadvertently ended up watching the royal wedding? #
  • Despite way too much media coverage, the royal wedding does give us a nice little break from all the horrible crap going on in the world. #
  • Feel ridiculous doing it, but trying to track down the much-loved Lego mini-figs I let a coworker's son play with… #
  • RT @TheOnion: Security Escorting Draft Picks Offstage The Moment They Become Locked-Out NFL Players http://onion.com/l8f6ub #
  • "The parent-reared man…" RT @TheOnion: Man Raised By Parents Struggling To Adjust To Human Society http://onion.com/mOkB8f #
  • "Trump Under Pressure To Prove… Not A Pathetic Sack Of Human Scum" RT @TheOnion: Fucking Donald Trump http://onion.com/laApmT #OnionReview #

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