- "I once swallowed an open safety pin, but pooped out a closed one. That was weird." – @nbcsnl #
- RT @pattonoswalt: Just heard Madonna will do a parody version of @alyankovic's "Like a Surgeon" during halftime show. #tribute #
- RT @agilemanager: At least I'm thinking strategically if not doing any work. Maybe I can get a job as a senior executive? #
- RT @Stanford: Is Facebook more of a 'Harvard company'? Some Stanford students think so http://t.co/yuuGf55g (via @PeninsuPress) #
- Photo: Kitty keeps climbing into bed & sleeping on top of me- tummy, back, shoulder, whatever. http://t.co/XHFLKfZq #
- Complete w/@CornelWest! RT @TheOnion: African-American Community Calls For New Black Nerd Archetype http://t.co/3pHSoZl7 #OnionCommunity #
- How can you not love a girlfriend who gives you designer jeans & when you say "I don't think I'm that skinny", answers: "Sure you are"?! #
- RT @FakeAPStylebook: It's not your job to let Tim Tebow know that God likes Eli Manning better. He'll figure that out soon enough on his own #
- For those who didn't catch it live, the Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show: http://t.co/ZgLD99Gv #
- Must appreciate Madonna brought out ol' hits & didn't try to shove stuff like "Isaac" down millions of people's throats http://t.co/ZgLD99Gv #
- Dammit, apparently http://t.co/cqbGAxIm is no more?! #
- Feel like 1 of the 3 bears- somebody has been sitting in my office chair (& based on the required readjustments, somebody tall)… #
- What is going on @Stanford? 2 police reports yesterday- 1 for assault, 1 for sexual battery: http://t.co/oqF1XcuG #
- It's a Dead Prez/Crooked Lettaz kind of day… #
- @justingammon Random Q: moved to open plan @ office & need new way to display action figures (Alt Justice League) in limited space; ideas? #
- @amschorsch Now THIS is an office: RT @ubereditors: I don't often work in a cubicle, but when I do… http://t.co/HgMpUGD6 #LOLpatrol #
- Try to keep up w/news, but usually, just end up annoyed and/or disgusted: http://t.co/fBuq7zmD http://t.co/dzitukuY http://t.co/Sdib2VQR #
- RT @Paradiselost3: Guess its official! Very exciting. #Oscars http://t.co/26HJnJXK #
- Ooh, don't really drink anymore, but definitely want to try some Mama Juana: http://t.co/rXZTvrwT (thanks #ArcherFX #
- @justingammon Don't have room for shelves; action figures are out of box, so maybe just something to keep them upright? #
- Can't believe they actually still say "available wherever books are sold" in commercials; so many problematic issues w/that phrase… #
- Sweet: the file-sharing/copyright ep of @SouthPark— "Christian Rock Hard"– is on… #
- Video: Archer & Babou: This clip captures part of the essence of #ArcherFX & how awesome it is. http://t.co/Dn2wpNt4 #
- Holy crap- "Friends" premiered *EIGHTEEN* years ago… #
- RT @JimGaffigan: Here's a picture of my soul. http://t.co/ugbE8jCY #
- RT @kennethrsharp: Startup dudes: Cut the sexist crap http://t.co/4k4cdOaz via @danshapiro #
- RT @TheOnion: "Einstein has become synonymous with intelligence, but … he had to scrawl everything out by hand … http://t.co/3FtEHUnk #
- RT @kenblanchard: Remember, one thing is your priority for each moment. #
- RT @ComedyCentral: .@MarcJacobs designed T-shirts for @South Park? Oh yes he has, and all proceeds go to NYU Skin … http://t.co/KEgOHi4j #
- Photo: Begin Operation Laptop Swap… http://t.co/FfP4lh7j #
- Love the reference: "Wonder if Fudgie the Whale will be there… Or Cookie Puss… Those guys at Carvel know what they're doing." #ArcherFX #
- RT @IMDb: One of the taglines for this classic film was "You can tell by the cast it's important!" http://t.co/s3YYmfVP #trulytrivial #
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