- Excited to see realistic AND hilarious, but NOT stereotypical/racist depiction of Runyen's Korean American family. #GrowingUpFisher 09:44:42, 2014-03-19
- Feel like #CalTrain schedule just guideline for when to be @ station- then just take next train in hopes of eventually reaching destination. 09:53:11, 2014-03-19
- Just noticed hand dryer turning on & off @ SF #CalTrain station sounds very similar to the sounds in some of my favorite #Erasure songs… 17:35:42, 2014-03-19
- "I was Defensive Player of the Year." http://t.co/bHEAV1XLL5 via @humansofny #HumansOfNewYork 12:31:33, 2014-03-20
- Maybe only in #SF or #NYC would nobody be fazed at all by guy just walking down the street in hot pink bear suit: http://t.co/4LIhEl1Wyl 12:46:07, 2014-03-20
- Never include the phrase "I'm finally ready and my contract is up" in an ad for senior citizens. 23:32:51, 2014-03-22
- Official announcement @ end of Mar, but hint- just got these Dark Wash Neon @Converse, perfect for next step in life: http://t.co/nMRlEak1w8 01:14:00, 2014-03-23
- Wife won't let cabbie be a spy: "I will never know what it's like to be an American… what it feels like to kill for no reason." #RushHour3 13:47:40, 2014-03-23
- .@ThinkGeek Plush Monkey w/Proximity Wand so kid can play hide & seek alone both smart & bit pitiful: http://t.co/VY0lPjB6hU 23:22:17, 2014-03-23
- Irie man, @SherwinRocks, you never told me about your career as a party wig model in Japan! (photo): http://t.co/EFYNJCED9r 01:22:58, 2014-03-24
- Instant Boobs?! Given look on girl’s face seeing new ginormous bosom in instructions, she ain't just stuffing her bra http://t.co/5iV27EOK7L 02:05:27, 2014-03-24
- "There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you." – Marianne Williamson #Church #TrueStory 19:00:11, 2014-03-24
- Went on arts & crafts / design binge putting together my niece's 2nd birthday package– check it out (photos): http://t.co/0EMtf5fXYG 23:29:33, 2014-03-24
- Things to do during your week off: set off smoke alarm 1st time in 10 yrs @ 2 am- SO sorry to my neighbors… yeesh,earballs still ringing. 02:00:58, 2014-03-25