- No kidding- Thousands Of College Football Players Expected To Play thru Season W/Broken NCAA System: http://t.co/1vvkmm45MS via @TheOnion 13:02:20, 2014-04-30
- 80-Year-Old Grandpa Got A Marriage Equality Symbol Tattoo To Show Support For His Gay Grandson: http://t.co/Zxp2mNI6FS 13:35:15, 2014-04-30
- On this 85º+ day in the Bay Area, the ultimate guide to dressing for San Francisco seasons: http://t.co/IU0EKUoZ26 13:48:17, 2014-04-30
- Thank God we figured out A/C @ office- as cute as this little guy is, $1.50 “personal desk fan” just won’t cut it… http://t.co/Ha2SSVKBD4 14:44:55, 2014-05-01
- SWIM: "Like Asian tradition of taking care of elders as the parent, but not as the child." Solution: don't be Asian, but have Asian kids. 18:44:09, 2014-05-01
- Felt really old scrolling, scrolling, scrolling down DOB year dropdown until I realized it was (atypically) sorted in ascending order- whew! 20:31:33, 2014-05-01
- RT @HappyTheFrenchy: .@NeonMob has a puppy cam on in the office, and I’m not on it.
Looks like some people forgot who’s boss.
Better pee … 16:26:12, 2014-05-02
- RT @camerondgray: Pair programming with @HappyTheFrenchy at @NeonMob today http://t.co/LGFtNgFrmJ 16:29:15, 2014-05-02
- Yet another sprint comes to an end & yet another Fri PM retro reminds me again how smart passionate awesome my @NeonMob teammates are! 17:52:27, 2014-05-02
- Howard to Sheldon: "You're being so quiet. Are you upset or are you just rebooting?" #BigBangTheory 18:07:34, 2014-05-02
- Rule #1 Never drink @ work. Rule #2 Never discuss work while drinking. Rule #3 If rule #2 is broken, never drink alone. – McCoy #LawAndOrder 01:16:40, 2014-05-03
- "Hair is a woman's glory…" & I just cut most of mine off! (Will be donating to @Pantene Beautiful Lengths): http://t.co/Z06Y0rN4AU 13:52:17, 2014-05-03
- @jdunck No, was too tired 🙂 Maybe I'll dye it and join the cool hair club next weekend 😉 in reply to jdunck 08:27:45, 2014-05-05
- Believe it- infamous Club kid Michael Alig released after being convicted of manslaughter & serving 17 yrs in prison: http://t.co/woeoWljM2p 16:22:33, 2014-05-05
- Even after reading this, surprised to hear what Iggy Azalea sounds like: http://t.co/FA1nu5ghBA 16:39:14, 2014-05-05
- @rogie That's what CSS can do to people… in reply to rogie 14:25:21, 2014-05-06
- Anybody carry individual dental insurance– i.e., out of pocket? Looking for any recommendations… 15:02:25, 2014-05-06
- "Never give up. Or do. Sometimes it's not that important." – 21 Fortune Cookies You Actually Need Right Now: http://t.co/4m8Vtuwsnj 15:16:02, 2014-05-06
- WTF- In South Korean Ferry Disaster Segment, Fox News Shows Wrong Asian People (generic b-roll of some "sad Asians"): http://t.co/OCHfLFAwtE 15:49:35, 2014-05-06
- OMG how adorable- Man Accidentally Becomes Mother to 13 Ducklings: http://t.co/oUy6hO8tEH 16:09:43, 2014-05-06