- Since I almost never wear shorts and flip flops out in public anymore, the few times I do, I feel like I'm naked… 12:34:37, 2014-05-21
- "I last a mythical man month & you a one minute man… KILL -9 AND YOUR PROCESS IS MINE!" http://t.co/2EuNlNzR9T @Stanford 17:56:59, 2014-05-21
- Long, but painfully true- 67 Things That Happen Every Time You Go Out For Dinner With Friends http://t.co/7GmwQd1Aw5 via @BuzzFeed 12:18:15, 2014-05-22
- Worlds collide! Alex Trebek quoting 90s rap lyrics for the best Jeopardy category ever: http://t.co/YrXqxncT43 (Ethan, this one's for you) 16:13:47, 2014-05-22
- @sherwinrocks Hey it's your doppelganger… sort of- from the back at least… 😉 http://t.co/IqPMoGEnup 18:45:45, 2014-05-22
- Esp for #OrangeIsTheNewBlack fans- interesting intimate post that challenges the "traditional" coming out narrative http://t.co/ZpvaokMfdM 19:10:32, 2014-05-22
- #Truth If gay guys talked to straight guys like straight guys talk to gay guys (video): http://t.co/K6kYLbDkp0 23:45:40, 2014-05-22
- .@Twitter Agrees to Block ‘Blasphemous’ Tweets in Pakistan http://t.co/vVQajFom75 #Disappointed 10:50:44, 2014-05-23
- 33 Easy Nail Tricks For A Flawless DIY Manicure http://t.co/TWNFmveD9h via @BuzzFeed 12:17:15, 2014-05-23
- Chilling: Here Are 80 Deeply Personal Things That Facebook Knows About You Right Now http://t.co/zGlV11ysWo 12:32:33, 2014-05-23
- Rewards card is why I go to @Starbucks (get some return on $$$ coffee), but in customer care hell- READ MY ACTUAL Q BEFORE REPLYING. #Fail 16:40:12, 2014-05-23
- Lucky we're friends & I know what you mean: "You look great! You don't look like you're dying anymore!" 09:03:37, 2014-05-26
- Short & sweet- re: @chrismessina talk on @NeonMob as the platform to bring together digital art, artists & #scarcity: http://t.co/XMpFyh4wa0 10:25:37, 2014-05-27
- One of the few times I would let anyone call me a bitch- 22 Things Only A #BossBitch Will Understand: http://t.co/iHeD3tvaGp #Truth 21:22:38, 2014-05-27