- On knowing too many ppl already married + divorced by age 30 & marriage no longer seen as permanent: "It's just soooooper exclusive dating" 22:17:02, 2014-12-18
- Soft pretzel with nacho cheese dipping sauce? What is the world coming to? (I'm looking @ you @Target…) 18:54:16, 2014-12-20
- 2012 "Sarcastaball" my new favorite @SouthPark ep- reminds me of 1989 #KidsInTheHall "Sarcastic Guy" sketch: http://t.co/AkO9oLUBMi 23:48:18, 2014-12-20