- Just in case I didn't know I was on a #NY train: "Hurry up and get on board. Hey smiley, you're killing me. Hurry up." 08:18:32, 2014-12-31
- True for anybody who says they're a software developer/engineer- 10 Things Every App Developer Hears: https://t.co/HvK3YcWu8T 08:42:03, 2014-12-31
- Just when I think it's not so bad, coldest 10 min wait for train ever- snow flurries + 26°, feels like 0° to my CA fingers and toes. #NY 08:51:41, 2014-12-31
- Ossining nicknamed “The Volunteer-Spirited Town” and home to Sing-Sing maximum security prison: http://t.co/aQBN8AYAcQ 09:08:07, 2014-12-31
- RT @HonestToddler: FYI relatives, if you gave me money for Christmas I haven't seen any of it. Not one dime. 16:43:46, 2014-12-31
- RT @HonestToddler: "Your mom is keeping it safe." Where? Last time I checked Target isn't a bank. 16:44:03, 2014-12-31
- RT @HonestToddler: Don't say it's going toward my education either because the only account with my name on it is my Netflix profile. 16:44:08, 2014-12-31
- RT @HonestToddler: "It's going toward food." Oh so I have to chip in for bills now? Then don't dare put me down as a dependent come tax day. 16:44:29, 2014-12-31
- RT @HonestToddler: Relatives, please make Christmas checks out directly to me. Stop giving them cash I'm not seeing it! 16:44:40, 2014-12-31
- RT @HonestToddler: I also ask that you don't include gift receipts with toys either. She already exchanged one for body wash. 16:44:45, 2014-12-31
- RT @HonestToddler: I'm supposed to trust someone who has spent the better part of the day searching "cat eye tutorials" with my money. 16:44:50, 2014-12-31
- Iranian TSA agent @ JFK security, welcome 2015 2x in the air, landing @ SFO just after midnight. How modern! How American! #HappyNewYear 16:51:38, 2014-12-31
- 3 random ppl in a row on cross-continental flight from JFK to SFO who all speak/are Korean. How modern! How American! #HappyNewYear 17:11:21, 2014-12-31
- "I will abstain from relying on verbal hashtags to emphasize a point." New Year's Internet Resolutions. http://t.co/paIZtmEfJe @mcsweeneys 17:16:49, 2014-12-31
- I'm out– see you in 2015. #HappyNewYear 17:18:01, 2014-12-31
- And I'm back… How strange Wi-Fi 32k+ ft in the air but not on tech Mecca SF Bay Area/Silicon Valley public transit! http://t.co/d65qL9JI7A 18:37:31, 2014-12-31
- Nice: drunk loud people even at SFO, yelling at the parking shuttles about clean air. Welcome home. #HappyNewYear 00:06:35, 2015-01-01
- #LEGO! I swear I actually did a whole bunch of real work today too… http://t.co/skOgPf4jsO 17:41:48, 2015-01-05
- SMH: only difference on Sweatpant Coalition aka Pajama Day for 1st Mon of 2015 @FundingCircleUS: pants- same t-shirt, hoodie, etc. as usual. 18:52:56, 2015-01-05