- Too bad shit not quite hit the fan yet when Carly Fiorina, then yrs later Bill Cosby were my commencement speakers 😒
https://t.co/XBVFXyaLms 15:31:02, 2017-05-10 - Ah yes, noticing increase in dads clearly not used to wrangling their kids on their own while out and about… #happymothersday 😉 12:46:42, 2017-05-14
- Every time I color my hair, rinsing out purple dye makes it look like Grimace was brutally stabbed to death in my shower. 🗡🔪😨 22:43:31, 2017-05-15
- Esp for my fellow #TV junkies, on studios vs networks, who pays whom for what- how economics of TV industry work 📺🤤🤑 https://t.co/9mPMF2HuHt 07:39:01, 2017-05-16